[Site Template]

Let me tell you about the time I accidentally built a website that looked like a 2005 MySpace page – neon green text, auto-play music, the whole shebang. (My niece still won’t let me live that down.) When I first heard about site templates, I thought they’d solve all my problems. Spoiler: They don’t… unless you know these three things I learned the hard way through building sites for my bakery side hustle and helping neighbors with their landscaping businesses.

The Great Template Trap
Remember when Ford released 87 variations of the F-150? That’s modern template libraries. I spent weeks clicking through Squarespace themes like I was binge-watching Netflix – paralyzed by choice. What finally clicked: Templates aren’t permanent marriages. They’re first dates. Pick one that’s 70% right (mobile-friendly and loads faster than my Keurig), then customize as you go.

My “Oh Crap” Moment
Used a gorgeous restaurant template for my cookie business. Looked amazing… until I realized the menu section only displayed 3 items horizontally. Ever tried squishing 27 seasonal cupcake photos into that? Pro tip: Test template demos with YOUR content. What works for a coffee shop’s latte art fails miserably for a realtor’s property galleries.

The Hidden Tax
“Free” templates can cost more than a Starbucks habit. Spent $0 on a WordPress theme, then $300 hiring a developer to fix the mobile layout that broke every time I updated my dessert photos. Now I stick to themes from Thrive Themes or Kadence – slightly pricier upfront, but support forums that actually answer questions.

What I Actually Use Now
For quick sites: Carrd (simpler than IKEA instructions). For e-commerce: Shopify’s Dawn theme (it’s like the Target of templates – basic but reliable). Secret weapon? I keep a “design swipe file” in Google Docs with links to site elements I like – newsletter signups that don’t look like pop-up ads, “About Me” pages that sound human. Steal like an artist, then adapt.

Funny thing – my highest-converting site uses a modified version of WordPress’s default Twenty Twenty-Three theme. Proves what my web designer friend always says: “A clean template with your grandma’s chocolate chip cookie recipe beats a fancy theme with stock photos of ‘happy diverse coworkers’.”

Here’s your action plan:

  1. List your 5 must-have features (mobile-ready? Blog layout?)
  2. Pick 2 frontrunner templates
  3. Build the same test page in both (your actual bio + product photos)
  4. Show both to someone over 50 – if they can’t find your phone number in 3 seconds, scrap it

Still overwhelmed? Do what I did – create the “worst possible website” first. Mine had Comic Sans and a background that looked like moldy wallpaper. Once you’ve hit rock bottom, every template looks halfway decent. (And yes, that goat story from my college days still lives on an Angelfire template somewhere…)

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